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What is Good Pussy?

Like all my post, there is an incident that inspired me to delve into this topic. Let’s tell a story shall we? Recently, a female and I engaged in sexual intercourse. Afterward, she and I went out to eat and while eating we stumbled upon the subject of sex. In this conversation the female asked me to “rate her sex” or “tell her if the pussy was good”. I gave her a liberal 6 [in actuality it was a 4 at best]. I thought I was doing good until she exclaimed ” a 6 out of what?”. Me being the honest guy that I am told her that it was out of 10, which to me isn’t bad. She did not take that rating well at all and proceeded to snap. Now, I could care less about her snapping because my rating is just that, My rating. It is subjective and should not have caused her to be angry. I have been told that I have terrible dick before and it didn’t mean a hill of beans to me because I have also heard the opposite. I think that her anger was rooted in a fundamental misunderstanding that all woman have about their “pussy” in relation to what men feel. I truly believe that if she, and other women that I have broke the news to, really understood what men deem “Good Pussy” then she would have been happy about her 6. I intend to finally set the record straight and define “Good Pussy” for all the ladies that would like to know if theirs is or not. When I began collecting my abstract thoughts for this post, I only intended to give visual aids, and explain the mind set of guys in relation to pussy; but oh so much more came out of this. I couldn’t be more happy. Let’s begin:

Pussy…

“Pussy”, as defined by/in general “man talk”, is the all encompassing act of having sexual intercourse with a female with a concentration on the interaction between the penis and the vagina. To understand pussy from a man’s perspective is to understand power, and power is unlikely to be completely understood by those who posses it. You are probably thinking that the contrary is true but it is not. What I have stated about power actually goes hand-in-hand with the old cliche’ “You never know what you have until it’s gone”. If women truly understood what they had between their legs then the world would be a very different place. Here is an example. I have said all of this to say that anytime men are in a situation where there is “pussy” involved we are happy [provided the man isn't gay].

Some calculations can and will equal above 10. It is assumed that values above 10 are valid, but above scale.

As you can see in the diagram there is a wide range of “acceptable tolerances” [as exhibited by section 3-8]. As I previously mentioned men are happy having any sex generally. Because of that general happiness, there are very specific things that make pussy bad. That being said most woman can hang their hats on the fact that their pussy is at least okay; and “okay” is good generally speaking [the opposite is true for men but we will get into that a little later]. I know that the concept of “‘okay is good” is not what we are here to define but it is a needed to help understand what makes pussy good? Good pussy [as exhibited by section 8-10] is rare and actually depends on a number of variables more so than anything constant and measurable. One man’s “good pussy” can be another man’s “okay”. “Good pussy” is so susceptible to variables that partners can be constant and the pussy in question can be rated differently.  Some examples of variables that can turn pussy into “good pussy” include but are not limited too:

  • The last time a guy has had sex. If it’s been a while for him then he will be extra excited about getting some, making it easier to be good.
  • Activity. No man like’s a “dead fish”, but even a “dead fish” is okay. If/when a woman takes an active roll in the sex act it boost the pleasure for the guy.
  • Moisture. Wet pussy is good pussy. This is true because moisture reduces friction, allowing a man to penetrate deeper and experience more of the “fun box”. Also, the reduction of friction allows a man to “feel” a little less and postpone his climax.
  • Width/Tightness. This variable has variables in itself and is a much debated topic among men. If a pussy is too tight an average sized man can barely get in, making it hard for him to enjoy himself without putting the female in pain [and incidentally can make a pussy bad]. If a pussy is too loose then he can barely feel anything [making it also bad pussy]. There is a “magic zone” of tightness but that also depends on the size of a man. One man’s tight fit can be another man’s loose.
  • Smell. No smell is generally the golden rule, even though it is almost impossible. We all know pussy has a certain aroma to it [also referred to as the "scent of woman"] but as long as that smell isn’t overwhelming and barely there it is good. A wet and tight pussy can still be bad if it smells. Contrary to popular belief too much “smell good” can be a bad thing also. This can happen when woman spray perfume directly onto their vagina’s or cake on talcum/baby powder. The best method to scent a vagina is to spray the fragrance right above the pelvis just below the stomach.
  • Fetishes/Personal Preferences. Generally speaking all pussy is okay, but when you add the exhibition of a fetish [even though the pussy may not be as moist or tight as a man would prefer in some cases], “pussy” can become “good pussy”. Also personal preferences have a play in a rating. For example, I am a “Natural hair, flat stomach, and ass guy”. Meaning, if my partner posses all three of these attributes or even just one of those attributes, that makes the whole experience better for me, which inversely makes the pussy better. Most men have their own set of personal preferences.
  • Lips. Floppy or an “elephant eared” labia majora get in the way of penetration and are aesthetically displeasing to some men. Symmetry is not as important since “good pussy” is more about the feel of a pussy than the visual construct.

For those of us that might not be familiar…

Rules of Thumb for “Good Pussy”

Although “good pussy” is highly dependent upon variables, there are some things that ring true and are a standard for good pussy.

  • Woman that are in shape generally have good pussy [provided that it does not have an attribute that would automatically deem it bad]. This is true for many reasons. Medically and physically speaking woman that work out on a regular basis tend to take care of themselves better in all aspects of life meaning the pussy is probably going to smell good, it will probably be tighter, and she is going to be more active in bed. Woman that are in shape also have less in the way [stomach] of the pussy and have the ability to execute more positions thereby making the total experience better. If a man can barely get to your pussy you can probably go ahead and assume that you have lower end okay or bad pussy. Because of this rule a mathematical equation can help estimate where a pussy stands. I call this equation the “Physical Sex Rating” equation [PSR]. This equation only focuses on the physicality of pussy and does not account for variables. The numerical value that comes from this equation is purely a base level estimate and is subjective, not an objective fact. The numerical value corresponds to the diagram that I have already provided. The equation is as follows [if you are not up on your algebra you will probably mess this up]:

[(A/BMI) *100]/3 = PSR

A= Subjective attractiveness on a scale from 1-10. 1 being the least attractive and 10 being the most attractive.

BMI= Body Mass Index.

BMI= (weight*703)/Height (in inches)^2

  • A threesome is automatically good pussy. No need in explaining that.
  • New pussy is good pussy. If you and a guy do the exact same thing every time you have sex it can get old. But old pussy is still okay. You can change your pussy by doing something new like indulging in a fetish, watching a porn while doing it, changing the location of where you do it, making it tighter by doing kegel exercises or trying new positions. I am sure you have heard the guy expression “Ain’t nothing better than pussy, then new pussy”. This is because newness is exciting and is like opening a Christmas gift. You never know what you are going to get.

Rules of Thumb for “Bad Pussy”

As I previously mentioned there are a few specific things or variables that can render a pussy “bad”. These variables are subjective just like the ones that make “good pussy” and are the same variables but on the opposite end of the spectrum. Take the variable “Smell” for example. A pussy can be active, wet, and be within the “magic zone” of tightness but smell bad. If that happens it ruins the whole of the matter and the pussy is therefore classified as bad. The same can be said for the other variables.

Dick

As I was outlining this post and testing my mathematical equation [at work] a female co worker of mine took interest and helped me run through some of the numbers. After a couple of tries we both had a good laugh about the equation actually working. But then she had an epiphany; “I wonder if the equation works for guys”. We immediately started cranking through the numbers and soon realized that the scale for woman was not the same as it was for men.

Some calculations can and will equal above 10. It is assumed that values above 10 are valid, but above scale.

It is a well known fact that woman factor many more variables into sex than men do. So having “okay” to “good dick” is much harder than having okay pussy. However the same rule of thumb for the physicality of sex is still valid. Because of this the equation previously provided can be applied to men but on a different scale of comparison. Just as before, the numerical value from this equation is purely a base number that does not factor in all of the variables that women include like emotions felt towards the man. Incidentally, the scale is also a general rule of thumb for “good dick” [from what I was told] in length [in inches] but does not account for the variable of girth. I can not go into detail about what makes “good dick” because I am not taking in any data on that [get my drift?].

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Discussion

22 thoughts on “What is Good Pussy?

  1. Well… I kinda left my reply in person… Lol. I found this to be quite interesting!!

    Posted by Tasha | February 16, 2012, 10:30 pm
  2. man, you’re a SLACKER! where were you when i was calling for contributors to my book?! this would have been PERFECT!!!!!!

    Posted by Darnell Lamont Walker | February 17, 2012, 7:50 am
  3. I already told you I’m a gift and a curse :P

    Posted by Juliet Romeo | February 17, 2012, 4:28 pm
  4. This article was very well thought out lol very interesting out look on pussy!! U have to get this published nationally in a men’s mag or something!!!

    Posted by michael bowden | February 17, 2012, 5:09 pm
  5. Boy you have entirely too much time on your hands! But its quite interesting and makes perfectly good sense

    Posted by MBell | January 16, 2013, 12:14 am
  6. I dig this. You are legit about your rating scale, the subjectiveness of attraction and you are really hands on about how good a pussy is. Like you don’t say how we have to groom, just what makes it good that is in our control. I also plugged myself into your physical sex rating and scored a 9.3! Not too shabby. That’s taking A as given by an ex, and my bmi and whatnot. I like this! Publish this.

    Posted by Brittzone | April 4, 2013, 4:47 am
  7. I’ve been told by at least two men that I have slept with and that is not alot that I have some good sh*t so based upon your expertise does this mean it is good…especially when constantly told is pretty and when they are inside all I here is “this is some good p***y”.

    Ladies, learn to do Kegels while the man is inside you…drives them wild!!!

    Posted by drchela2002@aol.com | June 9, 2013, 5:05 am
  8. Where does squirters fall in at? And i personally as a woman believe the fatter the better vs long and skinny. Also u absolutely have 2 know how 2 stroke. Thats truly all that matters rather big or small.

    Posted by Share | June 23, 2013, 10:40 am
    • Personally I love squirters because there is no doubting if you did the job right or if you hit her spot. I once dated a chic who stopped wanting to have sex with me because she was constantly having to wash her sheets. But squirters in general fall into that personal preference category. To some guys, like myself, you’d get the “Good Pussy” stamp of approval. But to others it can be a complete turn off. Go figure…

      Posted by stephenfreshley | June 23, 2013, 1:05 pm
  9. I cant front I read this like 6 times lol I love this break down its interesting. And I dont think I got the right number wat wud my psr be if my attractiveness is an 9, weight 240 and height 67?

    Posted by tooshay | October 19, 2013, 3:37 pm
  10. What about if it’s shaved or has hair? Does is that a factor in the rating?

    Posted by Shring | November 3, 2013, 1:16 pm
  11. Wow baby,u are very intelligent,i love the way u quoted that,i wonder wats ur birthday sign,im curious,u really got my pussy wet when I read that,keep up the good work baby!!!!

    Posted by Kitty | November 29, 2013, 12:57 pm
  12. If your in deep and her “This is good pussy” her ego will get a boost and she’ll put it into passing gear for you and give you a good hump.

    Posted by Den | January 6, 2014, 3:09 pm
  13. i must say something. my pussy is good because it’s tight and hugs a dick and SUCKS a dick and a finger. it’ SUCKS my finger. and that is RARE. it stays wet because it SQUIRTS multiple times too while i’m having sex. now how do you like that? guys don’t even ask me to suck their dicks with my mouth because my pussy does the job and leaves them in awe. and i’m not talking about my kegel muscles i’m talking about the membranes of my pussy. the in and out motion of the dick forms a suction in my pussy. it is a RARE GIFT that i have. and i don’t have sex a lot either so that i can preserve the goodness of my pussy. i don’t allow guys to wear it out. and I have a hard time getting rid of guys when I wanna break up with them. now this pussy of mine has won over a celebrity guy for me. i will be keeping him. and i am very grateful for the pussy i have!!

    Posted by lashall | March 21, 2014, 5:21 am

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